The Urinator

Recently my mom got a foot operation it was quite a big operation and she hurt her shoulder a few months back so she doesnt want to walk everywhere with her crutches because of her shoulder injury.Anyway now she has a wheelchair and there are these two steps when you walk into our living room and you have to go up the stairs to get to the bathroom and so the builder people put a wooden flat surface by the steps so my mom can get up there but it is so steep,so now every five minutes my mom A.K.A The Urinator needs to pee!So every five minutes I hear my name followed with "take me to the bathroom!".Gosh!Pee!Pee!Pee!Its all she does!I can tell you this for sure,I cannot wait till her foots better.

Excitement,Sadness,Anger and the Big Wave...

Ok,so this morning I woke up with raging excitement!I felt like jumping up and down,and screaming "YAY!" then I had to get dressed because we were going to one of my dads friends' birthday party.When we got there my mind suddenly went into a type of mode and I just became sad.I escaped from the crowd and went to go sit under a big tree all alone.All I wanted was to be,alone.I started realising my dad is searching for me because I had like 10 missed calls on my Blackberry.So I went back and tried to hide my sadness but then I made a miraculous recovery when my big sister came.I was happy till my dads girlfriends daughter kept on hitting me!So I got annoyed and hit her back but I did it a little harder than I intended to.But I did say im sorry even though she laughed when I hit her she didnt think it was sore but it was more a playful thing it wasnt a agrresive clench-your-teeth kinda thing it was kinda funny we both laughed because I would never hit a girl because im angry or anything I wouldnt even hit a guy I just dont like violence.But she went to her older sister and her sister squeezed her face so she started crying about that but told her mom I hit her so my dad crapped on my head because she was crying but not because I slapped her she even said that shes crying because her sister squeezed her face!So my dad yelled at me and I got so fed up with everyone because everyone made little comments and stuff so I went back to my tree and sat there till my sister was going home so I went with her. I think I was hit today by a BIG...wave of hormones.

The Fright of the Night!

I was watching a show in my room about these two boys in a hotel...and there was a suite in the hotel,suite 613,that was aparently "haunted".So the two boys which are twins I should probably add went into the suite and it looked really creepy,like cob webs and dust and what have you...and a freaky portrait of a woman with shoulder length black-wavey hair and blood red lipstick...well the boys wanted to spend a night in the suite but the one twin was to scared so they asked their mom if they can oh and they also live in the hotel,so their mom said yes if the candy counter girl and the hotel heiress would join them in the suite that night...so they got their stuff and made their way off to the creepy suite and  when they got there and went inside the crazy hotel engineer came with a ghost tracking slash catching machine to see if there are any ghosts.The hotel bellboy arrived and after his arrival there was a huge strike of lightning which occured and hit the power out in the hotel when the power went back on the hotel engineer looked at the portrait with the woman on and the face looked around and started staring at him and just after that our power went off which made me jump up,run out of my room practically screaming!wow...who knew disney channel could be this scary...

Having a Party in the Shower...

Ok I know the title sounds twisted but trust me,its not what you think...my sis came to live at my dads for about a month and my oldest sis' shampoos,conditioners and bodywash just started vanishing and my oldest sister started menshoning rashes under her arms......oh goodness...you know the saying "boys will be boys"? well i guess "sisters will be sisters"....so my youngest sis probably had one HUGE party in the shower with the shampoos!

Sisters

Sometimes im happy I only have sisters and no brothers,to come to think of it if youre the only boy,and the youngest you will always be your oumas "wit brootjie" which makes it awsome because she will always buy you what you want and give you money at the most random occasions, and if you are the only boy you are reffered to as "the man in the house".....well the little man but once youve grown up and the voice starts breaking that 'little' title goes away!But anyway back to the point,sisters are always there for you no matter what and if you have two sisters like me they are hilarious when they are together.So this goes to all brothers in this world...Be thankful that you have a sister!

Mothers...and Facebook

I dont know about you but just a few weeks ago my mother dicovered,facebook....now its almost all she does......she keeps getting messages from all thes random perverts that are like 65 and wanting to date her,I wouldnt be suprised if Hugh Hefner tried to hit on her!but you are probably wondering how old she is but trust me she isnt that old even though she thinks she is.All these people from her grade 12 year are messaging her telling her shes hot,even though they dont exactly phrase it like that.Shes already going to have lunch with a man she barely knows,well a man she knew,like 20 years ago, and if i were facebook...Id start running!